In case you didn’t know, WAHM stands for Work At Home Mom, daaah!

In no particular order – things you’d probably rather not know about me…

1. As an insomniac, I’m allergic to mornings.
2. I have a problem with authority, always have.
3. I have two children – boys.
4. Being a Mom is the most insane job I’ve ever had.
5. I couldn’t imagine my life without my kids.
6. They are the greatest love I’ve ever known.
7. I have 1 ex-husband and working on the 2nd.
8. I’m not marriage-material, obviously.
9. I decided to quit being nice when I don’t feel like it.
10. I decided to stop doing what other people think I should.
11. I am a non-conformist.
12. I make and break the rules that I see fit.
13. I change my mind… alot.
14. I use to think that I wanted to be normal.
15. I’m addicted to Diet Coke.
16. I smoke Marlboro Light’s 100’s.
17. I think alot about quitting.
18. I’ll quit when I’m damn good and ready to.
19. I haven’t had a drink in 7 months.
20. I think alot about having several.
21. I need to lose 20 pounds.
22. I think alot about losing weight.
23. I’m 39 years old.
24. I’ve been thinking alot lately about getting old.
25. I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up.
26. I haven’t had sex in about a year.
27. I’ve been separated from my husband for almost 8 months now.
28. We’ve been married over 12 years.
29. I don’t miss him either.
30. My marriage was over several years ago.
31. I’m definately not the easiest person to be married to!
32. I think I married him for all the wrong reasons.
33. I won’t ever get married again.
34. I think I’m often misunderstood.
35. I have a sick sense of humor.
36. My whole family, including me, is dysfunctional.
37. Far too many reasons to list.
38. I love Nascar.
39. My favorite driver is Dale Earnhardt Jr.
40. It pisses me off when he doesn’t do well.
41. My favorite foods are pizza and tacos.
42. I really like horror and military movies.
43. I used to be enlisted in the Marine Corps.
44. My oldest son just joined the Marine Corps.
45. I have alot mixed feelings about this.
46. My 1st husband was also in the Marine Corps.
47. It’s where we met.
48. My 1st marriage only lasted a few years.
49. We had a bitter divorce.
50. And, a volatile custody battle for the next 15 years.
51. Maybe this explains some of my loose-screws.
52. I’ve been known to be a smart-ass.
53. I hate it when people interrupt me when I’m talking!
54. I’m a micro-manager.
55. If I want something done right, I have to do it myself.
56. Lately, I’ve listened to Toby Keith, Big & Rich and The Eagles.
57. The best movie lately is The Texas Chainsaw Massacre – The Beginning.
58. I always have to try new things.
59. I really enjoy building and developing new web sites.
60. I couldn’t live without the Internet – no way!
61. I want to go back to college and earn a degree in computer programming.
62. It would be cool to be a hacker like on Live Free – Die Hard!
63. I love puppies.