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		<title>O.J. Simpson On Trial &#8211; Again</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 20:54:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madWAHM</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I told myself I wasn&#8217;t going to watch OJ&#8217;s robbery trial.  But, being the CourtTV fan I am, along with the fact that I was overwhelmingly drawn to this drama, I&#8217;ve started watching from the beginning of the opening statements.
The prosecution had me at hello.  But then, after hearing the defense&#8217;s opening, I&#8217;m now hooked [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.madwahm.com/images/ojsimpson-1.jpg" alt="OJ Simpson Trial" width="153" align="right" height="91" />I told myself I wasn&#8217;t going to watch OJ&#8217;s robbery trial.  But, being the <strong><a href="http://www.cnn.com/CRIME/" title="CourtTV" target="_blank">CourtTV</a></strong> fan I am, along with the fact that I was overwhelmingly drawn to this drama, I&#8217;ve started watching from the beginning of the opening statements.</p>
<p>The prosecution had me at hello.  But then, after hearing the defense&#8217;s opening, I&#8217;m now hooked on this trial!  Seriously, the defense&#8217;s theory sounded almost legit and plausible, didn&#8217;t it?  I seriously thought it was all about memorabilia and money &#8211; didn&#8217;t you?</p>
<p>Were those items just OJ&#8217;s personal items &#8211; mementos?  What if?  And, what about the phone call OJ makes directly after this alleged robbery?  He talks about not knowing about any gun.  What&#8217;s up with that?</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve got my DVR set to record Lisa Bloom, Jami Floyd and Banfield &amp; Ford daily so I can watch them later (without all the commercials).  What&#8217;s really great is that you can watch <strong><a href="http://www.cnn.com/CRIME/" title="Trials on Demand" target="_blank">Trials on Demand</a></strong> &#8211; so if you miss anything, you can catch-up.</p>
<p>So, tell me what you think so far?  Are you with the prosecution or defense?</p>
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		<title>Things You Should Know But Probably Don&#8217;t&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 15:45:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madWAHM</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re like me, there are countless things you should know &#8211; but don&#8217;t.  Don&#8217;t worry, there are people that spend their time digging up this info so we don&#8217;t have to.  Make sure you know these things, there&#8217;s going to be a quiz later!
Things You Should Know, But Probaby Don&#8217;t&#8230;
1 . Money [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you&#8217;re like me, there are countless things you should know &#8211; but don&#8217;t.  Don&#8217;t worry, there are people that spend their time digging up this info so we don&#8217;t have to.  Make sure you know these things, there&#8217;s going to be a quiz later!</p>
<p><strong>Things You Should Know, But Probaby Don&#8217;t&#8230;</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.madwahm.com/images/guesswhat.jpg" alt="Guess What?" align="right" border="0" height="384" hspace="5" width="172" />1 . Money isn&#8217;t made out of paper, it&#8217;s made out of cotton.</p>
<p>2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper.</p>
<p>3. The dot over the letter i is called a &#8220;tittle&#8221;.</p>
<p>4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.</p>
<p>5. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller.</p>
<p>6. 40% of McDonald&#8217;s profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.</p>
<p>7. 315 entries in Webster&#8217;s 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.</p>
<p>8. The &#8217;spot&#8217; on 7UP comes from its inventor, who had red eyes. He was albino.</p>
<p>9. On average,12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily.</p>
<p>10. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister.</p>
<p>11. Chocolate affects a dog&#8217;s heart and nervous system; a few ounces will kill a small sized dog.</p>
<p>12. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark&#8217;s stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.</p>
<p>13. Most lipstick contains fish scales.</p>
<p>14. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn&#8217;t wear pants.</p>
<p>15. Ketchup was sold in the 1830&#8217;s as medicine.</p>
<p>16. Upper and lower case letters are named &#8216;upper&#8217; and &#8216;lower&#8217; because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the &#8216;upper case&#8217; letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the smaller, &#8216;lower case&#8217; letters.</p>
<p>17. Leonardo DA Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time &#8230; hence, multi-tasking was invented.)</p>
<p>18. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.</p>
<p>19. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.</p>
<p>20. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan; there was never a recorded Wendy before!</p>
<p>21. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, and silver!</p>
<p>22. Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa&#8217;s lips.</p>
<p>23. A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it instantly go mad and sting itself to death.</p>
<p>24. The mask used by Michael Myers in the original &#8220;Halloween&#8221; was a Captain Kirk&#8217;s mask painted white.</p>
<p>25. If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar (good to know.)</p>
<p>26. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can&#8217;t sink in quicksand (and you thought this list was completely useless.)</p>
<p>27. The phrase &#8220;rule of thumb&#8221; is derived from an old English law,which stated that you couldn&#8217;t beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.</p>
<p>28. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles At that time, the most known player on the market was the Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.</p>
<p>29. Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with. It&#8217;s the same with apples!</p>
<p>30. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!</p>
<p>31. The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.</p>
<p>32. Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.</p>
<p>33. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a space suit damages it.</p>
<p>34. George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart . &#8220;Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she&#8217;s behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the ONE woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and haul her butt off to jail.&#8221;</p>
<p><em>&#8212; Author:  Unknown</em></p>
<p><strong>What things do you know that others probably don&#8217;t?</strong></p>
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		<title>Right, Wrong and Truth &#8211; Matters of Perspective?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:56:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madWAHM</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I read a post this morning on Grizzly&#8217;s blog (Caroline Middlebrook &#8211; A Word About Trust) that got me thinking about right, wrong and truth simply being a matter of perspective.
Vic of BloggerUnleashed posted a video on his blog (Caroline Middlebrook LMAO) that basically belittles and bashes Caroline of  Caroline Middlebrook.
I posted the following [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I read a post this morning on Grizzly&#8217;s blog (<a href="http://makemoneyforbeginners.blogspot.com/2008/04/caroline-middlebrook-word-about-trust.html" title="Caroline Middlebrook - A Word About Trust" target="_blank">Caroline Middlebrook &#8211; A Word About Trust</a>) that got me thinking about right, wrong and truth simply being a matter of perspective.</p>
<p>Vic of BloggerUnleashed posted a video on his blog (<a href="http://bloggerunleashed.com/bloggers/caroline-middlebrook-lmao/" title="Caroline Middlebrook LMAO" target="_blank">Caroline Middlebrook LMAO</a>) that basically belittles and bashes Caroline of  <a href="http://www.caroline-middlebrook.com/blog/" title="Caroline Middlebrook" target="_blank">Caroline Middlebrook</a>.</p>
<p>I posted the following comment on Grizzly&#8217;s blog as it related to Vic&#8217;s video post:</p>
<blockquote><p>Let me first say, I am unfamiliar with both Vic&#8217;s and Caroline&#8217;s blog.  Anyways&#8230;</p>
<p>Vic&#8217;s video oozed the intense irritation, frustration, anger, resentment, envy and jealousy of his mind-made sense of self &#8211; his ego.</p>
<p>Perhaps what disturbs us most in/about others are those things we refuse to see and address within ourselves?</p>
<p>Vic&#8217;s relentless need to be right and superior to others (Caroline) caused him to create a conflict with this Caroline.</p>
<p>Isn&#8217;t it all simply a matter of perspective anyway?  Vic proclaims he only cares about doing what&#8217;s right and telling the truth, but only according to Vic&#8217;s perspective.</p>
<p>If right and truth are truly what Vic is all about then I&#8217;m wondering what is right and true about resorting to belittling and bashing another?</p>
<p>When we criticize anyone, regardless of the reason, aren&#8217;t we really doing it because we&#8217;re trying to defend a mental-position that we believe in?  Again, isn&#8217;t this a matter of perspective?</p>
<p>After I looked a bit closer at these two blogs I noticed the stats:</p>
<p>Caroline&#8217;s blog:<br />
Google PR &#8211;  5<br />
Alexa Rank &#8211; 26,554<br />
RSS Readers &#8211; 1,876</p>
<p>Vic&#8217;s blog:<br />
Google PR &#8211; 4<br />
Alexa Rank &#8211; 40,696<br />
RSS Readers &#8211; 1,144</p>
<p>Is Vic really worried about Caroline&#8217;s readers being scammed and manipulated by her?  If his intentions are so honorable then why not allow her readers their own minds and perspectives?</p>
<p>Are you not scammed or manipulated only if that is your perspective?</p>
<p>What may be valuable to one may be worthless to another.</p>
<p>Perhaps we ought to realize and accept that our views and beliefs are only our individual mind-made perspectives.</p></blockquote>
<p>Why do we criticize what other people say, do, think or believe so much?</p>
<p>I think it&#8217;s because we allow our different perspectives to give us the illusion that we need and must defend them &#8211; at all costs.  After all, when we criticize, blame or condemn another aren&#8217;t we seeking to being right, superior and/or somehow better than someone else in the eyes (perspective) of others. Doesn&#8217;t this just give us a false-sense of self and worth?</p>
<p>Isn&#8217;t right and wrong a matter of perspective?  And, what about &#8220;truth&#8221;?  If truth is absolute then it doesn&#8217;t need to defend itself or does it?</p>
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		<title>World&#8217;s Best Kept Auto Secret</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 22:52:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madWAHM</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Quick question.  What side of your vehicle is your gas tank on (no peeking)?
I&#8217;ve been driving (legally) for 23 years now and I still forget and never remember which side of my vehicle the gas tank is on.  I always have to stick my head out the window or ask the other people that are [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Quick question.  <strong>What side of your vehicle is your gas tank on</strong> <em>(no peeking)</em><strong>?</strong></p>
<p>I&#8217;ve been driving <em>(legally)</em> for 23 years now and I still forget and never remember which side of my vehicle the gas tank is on.  I always have to stick my head out the window or ask the other people that are in the vehicle with me.</p>
<p>Well, after getting a forwarded email regarding this matter from my mom this morning &#8211; I sure felt stupid!</p>
<p>Get this &#8212; When you look at your gas gage, you&#8217;ll see a small icon of a gas pump.  The handle of the gas pump will extend out on either the left or right side.  And&#8230;daaaaa&#8230;. if the handle extends to the left &#8211; your gas tank is on the left and vice versa.  See photo:</p>
<p><img border="0" width="375" src="http://www.madwahm.com/images/gaspump-1.jpg" alt="Gas Pump" height="257" /></p>
<p>Can you believe this!?</p>
<p>No man, mechanic, auto dealership or drivers ed teacher ever told me this!</p>
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		<title>Have You Ever Wondered&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jan 2008 21:57:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madWAHM</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever wondered&#8230;
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? 
Why women can&#8217;t put on mascara with their mouth closed? 
Why don&#8217;t you ever see the headline &#8220;Psychic Wins Lottery&#8221;? 
Why is &#8220;abbreviated&#8221; such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do &#8220;practice&#8221;? 
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><img border="0" align="right" width="234" src="http://www.madwahm.com/images/questionmark-1.jpg" hspace="5" alt="Questions" height="206" />Have you ever wondered&#8230;</strong></p>
<p>Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? </p>
<p>Why women can&#8217;t put on mascara with their mouth closed? </p>
<p>Why don&#8217;t you ever see the headline &#8220;Psychic Wins Lottery&#8221;? </p>
<p>Why is &#8220;abbreviated&#8221; such a long word?</p>
<p>Why is it that doctors call what they do &#8220;practice&#8221;? </p>
<p>Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? </p>
<p>Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? </p>
<p>Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? </p>
<p>Why isn&#8217;t there mouse-flavored cat food? </p>
<p>Why didn&#8217;t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?</p>
<p>Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?  </p>
<p>You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don&#8217;t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! </p>
<p>Why don&#8217;t sheep shrink when it rains?</p>
<p>Why are they called apartments when  they are all stuck together? </p>
<p>If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?  </p>
<p>If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?</p>
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		<title>Funny Love Poems</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 15:34:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madWAHM</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Woman&#8217;s Love Poem:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who&#8217;s not a creep.
One who&#8217;s handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks.
One who&#8217;ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he&#8217;s gainfully employed.
When I spend his cash, won&#8217;t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Woman&#8217;s Love Poem:</strong></p>
<p>Before I lay me down to sleep,</p>
<p>I pray for a man, who&#8217;s not a creep.</p>
<p>One who&#8217;s handsome, smart and strong.</p>
<p>One who loves to listen long.</p>
<p>One who thinks before he speaks.</p>
<p>One who&#8217;ll call, not wait for weeks.</p>
<p>I pray he&#8217;s gainfully employed.</p>
<p>When I spend his cash, won&#8217;t be annoyed.</p>
<p>Pulls out my chair and opens my door.</p>
<p>Massages my back and begs to do more.</p>
<p>Oh! Send me a man who&#8217;ll make love to my mind.</p>
<p>Knows what to answer to &#8216;how big is my behind?&#8217;</p>
<p>I pray that this man will love me to no end,</p>
<p>And always be my very best friend.</p>
<p><em>Author &#8212; Unknown</em></p>
<p><strong>Man&#8217;s Love Poem:</strong></p>
<p>I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with</p>
<p>huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,</p>
<p>and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This</p>
<p>doesn&#8217;t rhyme and I don&#8217;t give a shit.</p>
<p><em>Author &#8212; Unknown</em></p>
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		<title>Serenity Prayer &#8211; Revised!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:44:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madWAHM</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Grant me the serenity</strong> to accept the things I cannot change,<br />
<img border="0" align="right" width="212" src="http://www.madwahm.com/images/prayinghands.jpg" alt="Serenity Prayer - Revised" height="204" />the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.</p>
<p>Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.</p>
<p>And help me to remember&#8230;.<br />
When I&#8217;m having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.</p>
<p><em>&#8212; Thanks to <a target="_blank" href="http://katatawnic.com/kat/serenity.html" title="Katatawnic's Krazines">Katatawnic&#8217;s Krazines</a><br />
&#8212; Photo by <a target="_blank" href="http://www.sxc.hu/photo/775521" title="alaneno">alaneno</a></em></p>
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		<title>How To Look Good Naked &#8211; New Reality Show</title>
		<link>http://www.madwahm.com/random-thoughts/how-to-look-good-naked-new-reality-show/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2007 20:50:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madWAHM</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night, as I&#8217;m watching First Born (on LMN), I see a commercial for a new and upcoming Reality TV show &#8211; &#8220;How To Look Good Naked&#8221;.
Hmmm&#8230;, the creators/producers of this show must really think that fat chicks are not only fat, but stupid too! 
Featuring a moderately over-weight woman on the commercial &#8211; the commercial [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last night, as I&#8217;m watching First Born (on LMN), I see a commercial for a new and upcoming Reality TV show &#8211; &#8220;How To Look Good Naked&#8221;.</p>
<p>Hmmm&#8230;, the creators/producers of this show must really think that fat chicks are not only fat, but stupid too! </p>
<p>Featuring a moderately over-weight woman on the commercial &#8211; the commercial ends with her asking some guy if she looks good naked.  And, he of course, says, &#8220;Yes&#8221; .  Yeah &#8211; right, like they&#8217;re not paying him to say that!</p>
<p><img border="0" align="left" width="118" src="http://www.madwahm.com/images/beergoggles.jpg" hspace="5" alt="Baron Bob's Beer Goggles" height="125" />I&#8217;ll bet this new reality show is really a pitch for baronbob.com&#8217;s Beer Goggles!  I look good naked too&#8230;  if you&#8217;ve got your beer goggles on!</p>
<p> <em>Photo courtesy of:  </em><a target="_blank" href="http://www.baronbob.com/" title="http://www.baronbob.com"><em>http://www.baronbob.com</em></a><em>.</em></p>
<p>Which reminds me of another commercial.  The latest Lee Jeans commercial that tells women their new &#8221;natural fit&#8221; jeans are &#8220;instantly slimming&#8221;!  What a crock of shit!  The women in that commercial are all a size 4!   Of course their jeans don&#8217;t make their butts look fat!</p>
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		<title>Thought For The Day&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2007 22:38:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I found and read this and just had to share it.
Thought for the day:
Handle every situation like a dog.
If you can&#8217;t eat it or hump it&#8230;
Piss on it and walk away.
&#8211; From the desk of Rickey Dean
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I found and read this and just had to share it.</p>
<p>Thought for the day:</p>
<p><strong>Handle every situation like a dog.<br />
If you can&#8217;t eat it or hump it&#8230;<br />
Piss on it and walk away.</strong></p>
<p><em>&#8211; From the desk of Rickey Dean</em></p>
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