Candy Bars In Love

03 Feb

Posted by madWAHM as Twisted Humor

It was another and was
horny and looking to .

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Little Old Lady

28 Jan

Posted by madWAHM as Twisted Humor

Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked, “How many of you are willing to forgive your enemies?” 80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
“Mrs. Jones?, Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?”
“I don’t have any.” She replied, smiling sweetly.
“Mrs. [...]

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Who Came First?

17 Jan

Posted by madWAHM as Twisted Humor

This is cute – you’ll get a kick out of it…
Who Came First – The Chicken or The Egg?
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, [...]

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Funny Love Poems

08 Jan

Posted by madWAHM as Random Thoughts, Twisted Humor

Woman’s Love Poem:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who’s not a creep.
One who’s handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks.
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he’s gainfully employed.
When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my [...]

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Fart Football

21 Dec

Posted by madWAHM as Twisted Humor

An old married couple gets ready for bed. They no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, “Seven Points.”
His wife rolls over and says, “What in the world was that?”
The old man replied, “It’s fart football.”
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, “Touchdown, tie score.”
After about [...]