Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
Serenity Prayer - Revisedthe courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

And help me to remember….
When I’m having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.

— Thanks to Katatawnic’s Krazines
— Photo by alaneno

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