It was another Payday and Mr Goodbar was

horny and looking to Skor.

Just then, from the corner of Clark and

5th Avenue he saw Miss Hersheys throwing

Kisses at him.

He ran over and in no time he pulled out his Whoppers and

began feeling her Mounds with his Butterfinger.

“Hey, how’d you like to Crunch on my

Tootsie Roll ?” he asked.  Well, she did and was overcome with

Almond Joy!  Next, he went down on her Choco Taco

She started to Snickers and moaned, ” Oh Henry

that feels so Good and Plenty  – even better than the

3 Musketeers, oh those beautiful Sugar Babies !”

She liked it rough and asked him if he was into M&Ms.

He said, “Why don’t you just take my Whatchamacallit and slip it into

your BitOHoney so I can have my Milky Way ?”

Hey – I know that men are from Mars and women are from

Venus, but she soon became a little Chunky … and nine

months later, out popped Babyruth.

— The End —